Morning Wood

May 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Russell Simmons’ new ho writes on his blog: “I realize that in this day of Obama and change that there is still a tremendous amount of poverty, suffering and pain in the black community, and for that I am deeply sorry…..” Someone needs to put a muzzle on that bitch’s fingers or feed her to KimoraThe YBF

GOOP is superficial trash, says a Hindu scholar – Celebitchy

Russian police got it right – Holy Moly!

Even Nicole Richie’s pregnancy cravings are boring – I’m Not Obsessed

Julian and Sean Lennon together again – SOW

Brit Brit gets sued again – Socialite Life

Ceiling Eyes’ pr whore must be working overtime – ICYDK

What’s shocking to me is that hos care enough to “stalkMy Little Pony’s babeh oven – Popeater

This is what the original Transformers poster looked like – The Bastardly

Pedro Almodovar isn’t afraid to eat a little puss for his art – Scandalist

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