A reader sent me this story from Australia about some bitch named Clare who offended people when yapping about a shooting she witnessed in Sydney on Sunday. You see, Clare used the term “wog” which I was told is totally offensive. I’ve never really heard that term before, so the first thing I pictured was an animal who is a cross between a hog and a wombat. Yeah, a hog/wombat hybrid would be fuglier than anything between Paris Hilton’s legs, but I didn’t understand why that shit would be considered offensive. Then I googled it, asked around and learned that “wog” is actually an ethnic slur. Wiki says: “The term traditionally denoted immigrants principally of Southern European, and Eastern European origins (and since then, their descendants).”
Anyway, Clare and her stupid ass has become an overnight sensation over in Australia. The dumb bitch had to hire a spokeswhore and people are even selling Clare t-shirts. Really, what does this chick expect? That she’s going to become the next Nicole Kidman or something? Sorry, bitch, but you’ll probably get to be a fluffer in a low-budget porn and that’s it!
However, if this ho was American, she’d be first-runner up in the Miss USA pageant. Truth.
And the dude who says the shooting was “awesome” is the one who should be getting all the attention.