Shock! Disbelief!

May 19, 2009 / Posted by:

Sienna Miller has finally released Balthazar Getty’s peen from her Jaws of Death vagina and has moved on to new wang. AND this dick doesn’t have a wedding ring attached to it!!!! I know, how is that possible really? I didn’t think Sienna’s vagina allowed entrance unless there was a ring on it.

The Mirror is saying that someone finally turned the hose on Sienna and Balthazar, because they are no longer bumping it. Sienna felt that there was just too much baggage there and she needed to move on. Translation: The big whore woke up, smelled the same stale jizz and realized it was time for some fresh dick.

Hoooooray! I was thisclose to writing that mega slut off, because no self-respecting tramp nibbles on the same peen for that long. Bitch’s vagina was probably starting to get the zzzzzs during fucky times with Balthazar. Well, homewhore has a new piece.

Sources say the new piece is Josh Hartnett. Remember when Josh’s tummy got the owies, because he had some bad water or bad coke or something? Well, Sienna Miller was right by his side “nursing” him to health. Sienna is like the Florence Nightingale of whores! A source said, “Josh and Sienna have a unique bond. They understand each other and I wouldn’t be surprised if a relationship blossomed.”

Relationship blossomed? The only thing that’s going to blossom is tiny red warts on his peen. But by the time he notices his new friends, the biggest skankwhore the world has ever seen will be on to the next dick! YAY! Sienna the great big whore is back! Hide your husbands in the basement! It’s fun times again!

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