Open Post: Hosted By Glamberace’s Craziest Fan

May 19, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Tomorrow night, our next American Chili Cook-Off Singer will be announced and if Glamberace’s glittery paw isn’t crowned the winner, this hot bitch right here will suffocate herself with a thousand issues of Entertainment Weekly. I am not joke-telling. This chick is serious when it comes to Glamberace.

Here’s two long ass clips of Melissa Daw n showing her intense love for the sequin-covered Pegasus. In the clip above, Melissa terrorizes several stores by creating a make-shift Glamberace shrine at the magazine stands. She then goes to Starbucks and orders a customized “Adam Lambert,” which is basically just a cup full of shit and covered with jizz cream. Just like Glamberace! I’m joking, Melissa! It was a dumb dumb joke. Please don’t slit my throat with one of your homemade Glambert fliers! Glamerbace is the sun, moon and stars! Just like you!

In the clip below, Melissa gets Adam’s named tattooed on her back. No, I’m pretty sure this is not a Saturday Night Live Digital Short.

VIA San Diego Fox 5 (Thanks Shawn)

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