A Greasy Unicorn Forest Lands In Cannes
May 19, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Robert Fancy Pattz arrived in Cannes to promote that movie about sparkly vampires with dry genitals who always get the shakes when that Kristen Stewart broad comes around. RPattz doesn’t look as dick buttery as usual, but I’m a little concerned about him standing in the sun like that. The unicorns frolicking in his magical forest hair will fry with all that grease! Seriously, his hair kind of looks like the inside of a deep fryer at McDonald’s at the end of the day. That being said, I’d still wipe my no-no on his hair and hit that shit!
Here’s more pictures of the dazzling RPattz in Cannes yesterday along with the poster for that New Moon cacamess.
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