Zoologists from all over the world should gather together to research the mystery that is Kate Gosselin’s hair. I’ve never seen it from the back! Kate has like four animals on her head. She’s got an obese beaver, a special needs skunk, a tranny porcupine and a baboon with a shaved-ass. Bitch has Noah’s Ark on the top of her head. This is probably why I’ve become so obsessed with these crazy baby people. It’s her hair! It’s hypnotizing me. Well that and the fact that she’s a big ole’ nutsack-killing cunt.
Yesterday, The Gosselins and THE BODYGUARD celebrated the
twins’ sextuplet’s birfday at a park near their house. Of course, the cameras were there to capture every soul-killing side-eye Kate throws to Jon. Kate brought out several pinata and let the kids take turns hitting them. Hmmm. I wonder why she axed her original idea? I thought Kate was going to stuff Jon with candy, hang him up from a tree and let all the kids beat him with a bat.