Hot Slut Of The Week: Masanobu Sato

May 18, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

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Birth Name: Masanobu Sato

Original Date of HS of the Day: May 16, 2009
Claim to Fame: Masanobu is the biggest jerk-off the world has ever seen and he’ll take that as a compliment. At this year’s Masturbate-A-Thon in San Francisco, Masanobu beat (punned on purpose) his old record and jacked it for 9 hours and 58 minutes. Masanobu owes all his success to the Tenga which is like a rubber pussy egg.

Where is he now? Masanobu says he’s going to pass on competing in the world jack-off contest in Copenhagen, because his peen is about to file a restraining order against him. But he hopes that one day he can choke the skin noodle for at least 10 hours. Oh, lord. Put an IV in his dick!

Why is he HS of the Week? Because Masanobu has turned masturbation into a serious business. Masanobu is just another example as to why Japan is like the greatest country EVER!

And (NSFW) click here to see a picture of Masanobu chillin’ out with another dude while they both have tennis ball tubes over their wangs.

Tags: Hot Slut of the Week

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