Gatecrasher is saying that Cameron Diaz might be rubbing her crusty pizza face all over Adam Levine’s nalgas. Does this mean their Hollytard couple name is Camerooooon? You know, because he’s in Maroon 5 and shit? No, how dare I use the name of Chantal Biya’s precious homeland in the same paragraph as these two twats? Their couple name can simply be Two Dumb Whores. That works the best.
Anyway, some witness-types saw Pizza Face and Adam on a lunch date at Chateau Marmont the other. Cammy was bumping taints with Paul Sculfor (of Jennifer Aniston fame), but I guess she kicked his peen to the gutter and moved on to Adam. This would be the second ex of Jessica Simpson that Cammy is fucking on. The first being John Mayer. That means Tony Romo better keep Biore pads and Palmolive in his bathroom cabinet, because Cammy is coming his way any minute now.