Afternoon Crumbs

May 18, 2009 / Posted by:

Tara Reid’s tummy doesn’t look like one of Freddy Krueger’s bloated ass cheeks as much anymore, right? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Brit Brit needs a Cheeto facial and a soothing cup of possum feet tea – Popsugar

Mischa Barton’s bare breasties don’t even make it to DVD – Egotastic!

And today’s rumor as to why Jacko’s skin is quitting his ass – Hollywood Rag

Little Parker O’Donnell is all grown up – Just Jared

Anoop and Megan from American Idol making sweet love over breadsticks at Oliver Garden?! – Towleroad

This is why BABIES!!! are not for me – Urlesque

Brooke Hogan takes her serious tuck game to McDonald’s after a workout – Hollywood Tuna

Tennis ass – Cityrag

Russell Brand needs a new t-shirt – Lainey Gossip

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