The Gayelle Engagement Of The CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!

May 17, 2009 / Posted by:

The greatest news of all-time was announced today in NYC! Cynthia Nixon told the crowd at the Love, Peace and Marriage Equality rally that she is officially becoming Mrs. Rojo Caliente!!!! REJOICE!!!!!!! May a million gayelle angels sing!

According to Access Hollywood, Cynthia said she got engaged to Rojo Caliente last month!!!!! Seriously, my heart actually beat when I heard the news and I can’t remember the last time that happened! My heart cares! I could hug a strap-on! I could kiss a power tool! I could canoodle with a pair of Bugle Boy khakis (pleated, of course)! I could dance with a Home Depot card! I could skip hand-in-hand with a flannel shirt through a field of red ferns! This is the news I’ve been waiting to hear. Seriously, today should be declared an International holiday! As should the day they got engaged. As should the day they get married!

Rojo is going to make the most beautifulest bride in history!

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