Pamela Anderson Brings Her Sad Old Whore Act To The Life Ball
You know, one of my life mottos is “You’re never too old to peddle that pussay,” but Pamela Anderson is doing it wrong. Someone Fabreeze her ass down, because the desperation wafting off of her is starting to reek! AND those eyebrows. I cannot condone that kind of fuggery. It looks like she painted them on with a BIC and not a Sharpie. How dreadful! Somebody give her a caramel square and a cup of Sleepytime tea.
At least Pamela Anderson flashed her moth-eaten crotch for a good cause. Pammy was one of the guests at last night’s Life Ball, an annual AIDS charity event in Vienna.
Katy Perry, Sister Sledge, Eva Longwhoria (FOR WHY?!!!!), Fran Drescher, Bill Clinton, Richie Rich and Amanda Lepore also mingled among the rainbow-covered unicorns. Put on your sunglasses before you look at these pictures or else you might get glitter in your eyes.