Hmmm…I Wonder What She’s Celebrating?

May 17, 2009 / Posted by:

Kate & The Bodyguard (who she may or may not be doing gross stuff with) and her 8 kiddies dropped into a Party City near their home yesterday to buy a bunch of decorations for some kind of party. I’m guessing Kate threw a “Ding Dong The Jon Is Gone” party.

And I know you’re wondering why Kate needs a bodyguard in the first place, but it makes sense to me. Thinks about the dozens of squirrels that try to make Kate’s hair their new nest. Kate probably can’t take more than two steps outside of her front door without a squirrel hanging a “Home Sweet Home” sign in her hair. The bodyguard is there to protect her from the SQUIRRELS (while he’s hitting her squirrel, of course)!!!!

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