Don’t Try It, John!

May 17, 2009 / Posted by:

Lord of the Douchebags, John Mayer, left a club in Los Angeles last night with his t-shirt and face covered in lipstick kisses. John joked that he really scored. Yeah, I wouldn’t consider going into the bathroom, putting lipstick on your mouth and then kissing your t-shirt all over as “scoring.” And because John didn’t bring enough dick-baggery to the streets of L.A., he broke out his Jacko moves.

Bitch looked more like Bubbles after having too much Jesus Juice. John really shouldn’t have done that, because bitch was upstaged by some ho drunk ass ho in grey! John knew she was taking his sunshine, because he didn’t even acknowledge her triflin’ ass. The night belonged to HER! Skip to the 0:38 mark in the video below to witness her shameless fuckery:

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