They Paid Too Much: Part II

May 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Jennifer Aniston is kind of insane. And she’s really “polar bear diving crazy” when it comes to her hair. A couple of months ago, there was a rumor that Jenny made FOX pay almost $80,000 to fly her hairslave, Chris McMillan, to Europe where she was promoting that dead dog movie. Well, when it came time to shoot Management, Maddox’s greatest rival wanted to go for a homelier look (all together now…HA!), but didn’t want to touch her precious locks. So Jenny got Chris to customize a wig. The total price came to (read this in a Kanye CAPS-LOCK scream) $10,000!!!11!!1!!!!!!!!!! For fucking real! Someone got tricked! The kitchen ass wig laying at the bottom of my closet from ten Halloweens ago (I was Mimi from the Heartbreaker video. DON’T ASK) looks better than that!

The hairstylist on the film told People, “She wanted to look very different, but didn’t want to cut or dye her hair. The color was very complimentary on her. She’s got wonderful warm skin. With that blond hair, she’s very known as Jennifer Aniston and I think sometimes that takes away from watching the story.”

Yeah, um, that bitch still looks like Rachel from Friends. Even if they put a $10,000 wig on her chin, she’d still look like Jennifer Aniston. WIG FAIL.

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