Put A Gobstopper In It!

May 16, 2009 / Posted by:

What is the most disgusting place in the world at 11pm? No, it’s not Tommy Girl’s Scientolohole. According to Mah Boo, it’s London!

Last night on his show, Mah Boo and Erica talked about how some pubs in London will start handing out lollipops to drunktards as they leave for the night. Pub owners hope that sticking a lollipop in their booze holes will stop them from being all loud and up-chucking on the streets. Mah Boo doesn’t think this is going to do shit to stop them from going pee pee out in the open. He thinks they should stick a gobstopper in their barf caves instead. You know he wanted to say “stick a dick” in their mouths! Which based on my experience, has made things worse. I’ve been known to do barf times on a peen or two. And I wonder why tricks never call me back?!

How would Mah Boo know that London is disgusting at 11pm? I would think he would be inside somewhere sampling the local Spotted Dick.

And a whore who barfs in the presence of Mah Presh Boo has earned a special place next to me on the tugboat to HELL!!!! Illegal!

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