Open Post: Hosted By Chicken Cutlets In Cannes
May 15, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
The Cannes Film Festival can now officially officially start now that the world’s premiere seat filler has arrived! A couple of days ago, self-proclaimed Hot Babe of the Millennium, Phoebe Price, flew into Cannes to fill the fuck out of empty seats! And I think she flew into a flock of crows on her way there.
And yes, that is PP’s mother holding the umbrella like she’s Farnsworth Bentley. PP’s mama je’e’ has to hold the umbrella! If the sun hits PP’s cutlets for too long, she’ll turn into Chicken Parmesan! Besides, do you really expect her to pose FOR HER LIFE with an umbrella in her hand?
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com