Open Post: Hosted By Chicken Cutlets In Cannes

May 15, 2009 / Posted by:

The Cannes Film Festival can now officially officially start now that the world’s premiere seat filler has arrived! A couple of days ago, self-proclaimed Hot Babe of the Millennium, Phoebe Price, flew into Cannes to fill the fuck out of empty seats! And I think she flew into a flock of crows on her way there.

And yes, that is PP’s mother holding the umbrella like she’s Farnsworth Bentley. PP’s mama je’e’ has to hold the umbrella! If the sun hits PP’s cutlets for too long, she’ll turn into Chicken Parmesan! Besides, do you really expect her to pose FOR HER LIFE with an umbrella in her hand?

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