I Don’t Know How I Feel About This

May 15, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

This is Joe Jonas. This is Joe Jonas wet. This is Joe Jonas flashing his pit pubes. This is Joe Jonas making sexyface, but it kind of looks like he’s trying to pass a queef through his peen hole. Ick. Nast. I just said “Joe Jonas” and “peen” in the same sentence. Okay, I know he’s 19 which makes him legal, but why do I still feel like I’m committing a felony by looking at this picture! Why do I feel like I just ended up on some government list. Don’t even ask me if I’d “hit it.” If I answered that question truthfully, the FBI will storm through my front door and confiscate this laptop.

And what about his celebrity crush?! I’m kind of impressed. I figured Joe Jonas was more of a Brad Pitt fangirl. But now I’ve got an image of Joe Jonas and Daniel Craig tossing salads and licking beef bones. Dammit.

P.S. – Is it just me or does his purity ring look abnormally erect?

VIA ONTD

Tags: Ed Westwick, Jonas Brothers, Prostitots

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com