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May 15, 2009 / Posted by:

Midge the one-eyed cat! – Midge will soon be the toast of Cannes when the documentary starring her debuts at the festival.

Almost every day, Midge’s owner Martin Humphreys jogs around his village in England and one time, Midge joined him. After that, every time Martin went jogging, so did Midge. But Martin soon began to notice that whenever he started to speed up, so did Midge. That fast pussycat never let him pass! The pussy would not be beat. Martin decided it was time for Midge and him to settle this once and for all. He decided they would battle it out in a great race and he made a documentary about it for $2,000. It was entered into the Cannes Film Festival and accepted! The trailer for the movie is below. Beat that bitch, Midge!

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