Afternoon Crumbs

May 15, 2009 / Posted by:

XEEEEEEENU! Suri’s already got the Wino slippers. Now all she needs is the barleyhive to complete the look! – Popsugar

Mimi’s shoulders are cold, but her chichis aren’t – Hollywood Tuna

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace meant for this to happen – Egotastic!

I didn’t know Linda Hogan joined Kajagoogoo! Those pigtails look presh on her – Towleroad

Dear Christian Bale, if you don’t shave those face pubies off, you and me are fucking done professionally! – Lainey Gossip

Aishwarya Rai is pretty fucking perfect-looking – Just Jared

Ho parade (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Who sort-of bit the dust (maybe) on Grey’s Anatomy last night? – Celebitchy

In related news, White Oprah was seen buying a baseball cap and bandanna – Socialite Life

The drunk bitch hair trick – Cityrag

HA!Holy Moly

Life is so hard for Lily Allen – I’m Not Obsessed

A shit load of blind items courtesy of Paula FroelichHuffPo

Holly Madison is going from one ho show to another – Hollywood Rag

What’s sad is that Lisa Rinna’s lips still look like they leak anal fluid – ICYDK

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