Save It For The Jungle!

May 14, 2009 / Posted by:

Someone must have fed Janice Dickinson vodka after sundown yesterday, because she went on a rampage outside of Nobu! Janice unleashed her claws at the pappies after one said she was a “distraction.” Janice meant to do some major damage, because she flashed her Janey’s Got A Gun nalgas at them. Lenses shattered!

Not only did drunk ass Janice have to worry about keeping her drunk barfs at bay, but she also had to make sure the pappies weren’t getting pictures of her cougar chocha. Janice should know better by now and put a collar on it.

As much as I love seeing Janice acting like this, she really needs to save her rage for the jungle. Janice is leaving for Costa Rica soon to film that I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here with Heidi and Spencer. I fully expect Janice to release her wrath on both of them until they are nothing but a puddle of liquid plastic on the ground. Then Janice will inject them into her lips (both sets, because that’s how she does it).

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