Double The Babies For Wanda Sykes!

May 14, 2009 / Posted by:

A while ago, Wanda Sykes announced that the peen wasn’t for her and the vag is where it’s at it. Now Wanda has announced that she is a mommy to not one, but two BABY!!! friends. Wanda and her wife, Alex, welcomed twins into this cruel world on April 27th. That’s what her rep told People.

I didn’t know Wanda was married either, but it’s not like I’m all up in her life. Apparently, Wanda and Alex managed to make it legal on October 25, 2008 before Prop 8. crashed the party and killed the fun.

Wanda’s wife gave birth to a girl they named Olivia Lou and boy they named Lucas Claude. “All are happy and healthy and at home,” says Wanda’s spokeswhore.

Yeah, normal names. What kind of GD celebrity does Wanda think she is? Didn’t she get the memo that celebwhores are only allowed to give their babies names of things found in the produce section of your local grocery store? Or of Disney characters nobody cares about? Shit Wanda, get with the program.

But seriously, a million congratulations to Wanda, her wifey and their new bundles of diarrhea and barf. I’m sure she’s happy now, but wait until they start ruining her wet dreams with their crying and eating her shoes. Oh, wait do babies eat shoes? That might only be puppies.

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