Dance, Daniel, Dance!!!

May 14, 2009 / Posted by:

This is the first trailer for Nine and it kind of has me feeling tingly for a couple of reasons. First, this shit has always been one of my favorite musicals ever and second, Daniel Day-Lewis DANCES! When I watched There Will Be Blood, I immediately thought to myself that it would be so much better if he was singing and dancing around the whole time. I mean, a musical number called “I Drink the Milkshake” would have been spectacular. Since that didn’t happen, this is the next best thing.

Nine also stars a bunch of chicks who belong in this movie like Sophia Loren, Marion Cotillard, Penny Cruz and Judi Dench. There’s also some hos (point at Fergie & Kate Hudson) who must have licked the right taint to get cast. When they hit the screen, that’s when I hit the toilet! As for Nicole Kidman, the jury is still out on that bitch. I can’t tell from the trailer if she moves her face or not. If she’s able to frown even a bit, they should give her every award imaginable. That’s a major feat in itself!

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