Bruce Jenner’s New Face Doesn’t Look So New

May 14, 2009 / Posted by:

On the left is a picture of Bruce Jenner last year, and on the right is a picture taken last month after he slipped back under the knife to fix his charbroiled mug. Why don’t I see a difference? The new picture from Life & Style just looks like it was passed through the Photoshop machine for a quick minute, but his face kind of still looks the same. Okay, maybe he looks a little diffy. Just a little. If I squint my eyes and hum the theme song to Twin Peaks, I kind of see Kyle McLaughlin. Well, Kyle after a block of dry ice fell on his face.

I mean, really! The surgery was unnecessary. If Bruce doesn’t stop, his face is going to bust out of there. The same thing happened to Joan Rivers and look at her! No, that’s not her real face. That’s a re-purposed Madame mask.

Bruce, just quit that mess! You are beauty-ful just the way you are. Not really, but if that’s what Bruce needs to hear, then I’ll shout it from the highest mountain (aka Kim Kardashian’s ass).

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