SANTO DIOS! My soul spit up rainbows when my eyes came upon this precious picture of Kim Zolciak and a top-shelf glittery beauty who put the AY! in gay. This picture must be God’s screensaver, because it’s that special! I mean, his glambrows and her beastly wig really do belong together. You can tell Kim is even feeling the heat radiating off of that exquisite creature. She’s giving a look like her ass is about to fall off her body! Miss Girl with the brows has that effect. I’m going to swooooon for days.
In all seriousness, Kim’s wig is looking a little bit less barkalicious. She must have given it some kibble and love, because it’s looking healthier.
Kim and this creature of my dreams came together last night at the runway show for ShebySheree (pronounced HEbyHEREE, because the S is silent). Yes, Sheree from The Real Housewives of Atlanta finally pulled together enough discarded napkins, discount jeans from the swap meet and pubic hair for a runway show for her clothing line. You can find HebyHeree in a discount bin at Ross Dress for Less near you!
Here’s more pictures from last night including the night’s guest of honor as Cinderfella in her coach. Thankfully, Dwight and the new rhinestone of my life didn’t get a picture together. That shit would have made my nipples get up and go!
Also, visit Talking with Tami for a million more pictures.