Paulina Porizkova’s Special Birfday Gift From Ty Ty

May 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Paulina Porizkova has a new Birfday memory! Every year, she can think back to the birfday where Ty Ty quit her ass! Last night on Craig Ferguson, Paulina said she received a call on her birfday from the America’s Next Top Model producers telling her to get all her shit out and sit on the curb, because she was fa-fa-fa-fired! Paulina said, “The reason I was told I was fired was because it seemed that America’s Next Top Model has gotten too fat and they needed to cut some fat and the fat was me. So I figured it was either that or my gigantic huge ego. Which I wasn’t aware of until I was told by the producers that I have an ego problem.”

When I read the last part, I had to swallow my coffee really fast, because I knew that shit would come squirting out in a quick millisecond. Cut the fat?! Huge ego?! I’m staring at Ty Ty and laughing with my eyes. That’s the pot calling the kettle an egotistical fat ass. Yeah, Paulina was a bitch, but that’s how I like ’em. Ty Ty really just can’t handle another bitch in the room.

At this point, they shouldn’t even bother getting another model to replace Paulina. In fact, they should fire all the judges. All except Ty Ty, of course. They should just get several cardboard cut-outs of Tyrannosaurus Banks and sit them at the judges table. Crazy ass Ty Ty can do all the voices for them. I mean, that’s where this shit is headed. Ty Ty can also be all the contestants too. And SPOILER ALERT, she’ll win in the end. America’s Next Top ME starring Ty Ty.

VIA Entertainment Weekly

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