No Woody For Nicky

May 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Nicole Kidman was all ready to try to move her face again for Woody Allen in his new movie, but that’s not going to happen anymore. Nicky has suddenly quit that bitch. Nicky didn’t give a reason and no replacement has been named yet.

The movie which starts filming in London this summer stars Nicky’s friend Naomi Watts, Antonio Banderas, Anthony Hopkins, Freida Pinto and Josh Brolin.

The other day, I smoked a bowl and was feeling kind of brave, so I decided to watch all 10 million hours of Australia. Hugh Jackman is hotter than a Mother’s Circus Animal Cookie baking in the sun, but Nicole…… Nicole….. Her face. It was like watching a piece of wet chalk with a little hatlet on top. Maybe that’s what Woody should do. Save himself some coin by casting another actress and just put a piece of chalk in Nicky’s place.

Source: Entertainment Weekly

Tags: Nicole Kidman

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