Megan Fox also loves to vomit out words during interviews. Megan is really starting to get to me. If she wasn’t such a big slut who loves to roll around in the f word all day long, I would completely write her off. Seriously, read the latest eye-rolling quote from Megan:
“It pisses me when people fucking complain that I’m too beautiful to get a part. That’s bullshit. You wouldn’t be working if you weren’t attractive. Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of. And if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all.”
I also think her no-gag-reflex is another the reason why she works, because we know she’s not getting cast in movies because of her acting skills. Megan is the only one who can make CGI robots look like they have the acting skills of Meryl Streep.
Megan also brought out more of her favorite word when talking about why she tries to stay away from the Hollywood life:
“Because if it was – if I wasn’t making that decision I wouldn’t, I would be fucking, not literally fucking away my career, but I’d be shitting away my career.”
Um. Megan is pretty much shitting away her career by continuing to act in movies. Homegirl better keep that ‘gina tight, because it’s only a matter of time before she has to start selling that shit to the highest bidder to pay the rent!
And Megan’s rant had enough of the fuck word, but needed a little bit of the cunt word. Megan, work on that!
VIA The Sun