If The Food Doesn’t Kill You, The Waitress Will!

May 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Crystal Samuel had her eatin’ shirt on and was all ready to get crazy on an All-Star breakfast at a Waffle House in Clarendon County, SC, but that shit never came! Crystal said that all her friends got their food and started eating, but she sat there waffle-less. That’s when their waitress, Yakeisha Ward, told them they couldn’t eat from carryout trays inside of the restaurant. Yakeisha told them to take their waffles and get the hell out, but Crystal said they had not paid yet so she didn’t understand why they were being kicked out.

After exchanging a few words with Yakeisha, Crystal did the unthinkable. She threw a waffle at Yakeisha! A waffle! Why would you waste that scrumptious piece of griddle heaven?! Throw an egg at her ass or something. Not a waffle!

Well, Yakeisha did not appreciate getting a waffle to the face, so she jumped over the counter and the two started brawlin’. The fight quickly turned into some serious shit when Yakeisha ran to her car and grabbed a gun! Yakeisha shot at Crystal and one bullet grazed her arm. Before the police finally arrived, Yakeisha also hit Crystal in the head with the gun.

Yakeisha was arrested, booked and bailed out. And get this shit, bitch went back to work at Waffle House the next day! They took her shooter ass back! You know they named her head of security too. That’s how Waffle House does it.

If you happen to get her as your waitress, make sure to keep your eyes down and order the All-Star but “hold the pistol whip.” Oh and make sure to leave a 95% tip or you may have a bullet coming your way!

Crystal pretty much summed up the whole experience by saying, “Bad customer service.

Source: WLTX19 (Thanks Linda)

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