HoHan’s Just A Dirty Bitch

May 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Most crackhouses (so I’ve heard) look like the inside of a dumpster outside of a strip club and HoHan’s is no exception! Yesterday, the po po were told to investigate possibly thievery at HoHan’s crack den after the security alarm was set off. HoHan was not at home, because she was too busy famewhoring in Paris with The Curious Case of Ali Lohan.

After checking everything out, the police found no signs of a break-in. However, they did find signs of a dirty dirty bitch who is straight-up nasty and doesn’t clean up after herself. That’s not a look of surprise on your face, right?

Officer Karen Rayner told the Associated Press, “Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?” They initially thought it was the work of a burglar, because the place look ransacked. HoHan probably misplaced an 8-ball. You know how those junkies get when they can’t find their bad shit. They cut open the mattresses, pull up the floor boards and digs holes in the backyard. They get all crazy. Besides, how can we expect her to Windex shit when the mirrors are always in use?

Here’s more pictures of PiggyHan and Ali with fresh morning meth faces in Paris today.

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