Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

May 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Which Sexiest Man Alive got double-teamed by a porn star and a dominatrix? Back in 2004, a dominatrix at New York club enlisted the porn star’s help in humiliating her mostly-straight client…who was kneeling down on the floor naked. The porn star recognized him immediately: “He had a muscular build and looked quite young… The dude peers up at me from the mat. I more than recognize the dude. I had seen him in countless big screen movies over the last few years. (He was also in People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive Issue 2003. Not the cover model, though). Jesus loves me! I can’t believe I get to fuck this guy. What the fuck?! I can’t believe this guy is into such a heavy scene! The second my dick enters him, he arches his back and he starts singing at the top of his lungs, “Onward Christian Soldier”. (The Sword via Blind Gossip)

This. Can’t. Be. Real. Onward Christian Soldier? That is a boner breaker of a song if I ever heard one. So….after looking at who made People’s list in 2003, I’ve narrowed down my guesses to Hugh Jackman, Hugh Grant, George Clooney and Ricky Martin? But my official guess is Hugh Jackmeoff!

This rockin’ young couple’s marriage is in big trouble but not for the obvious reasons. The cute wife has been seen out and about with a Hollywood hipster and her husband is looking to beat the guy up. Actually the hipster is NOT fooling around with the wife – he’s just providing drugs and fun. In reality the wife is secretly cheating with someone else- specifically her lookalike female assistant! She recently decided she’s bisexual. (Janet Charlton via Blind Gossip)

Miss Punk Rock Maple Syrup herself, Avril Lavigne?

Which quietly gay young actor referred to in a previous item has started hanging out with a drag queen crowd? Methinks the closet door is cracking open. (StyleList)

DanRad?! Be right back, I have to go work on my drag queen game to woo Hairy Potter’s peen!

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