This is the gorgeous Casey Ray. Casey is a hairstylist in St. Louis and the other day she was hanging out behind the Chase Park Plaza Hotel waiting for her fiance to get off of work. While Casey was bringing the sexy to the back alley, she noticed something in the dumpster. I know you’re wondering why she was looking in the dumpster. My guess is that she was searching for another dead animal to put on her head. I’m joking. She’s what beauty is about. ANYWAY, in the dumpster she found a script for the Twilight sequel (all together now: WHERE IT BELONGS). Casey couldn’t believe her beautiful eyes!
Casey told Fox News, “When I opened it up and saw the character names: Charlie, Bella, Edward, I was just like, this can’t possibly be what I know it to be.” After calling her lawyer, Casey decided to turn the script in to Summit, the production company. When she contacted them, they were so touched by her goodwill that they offered her tickets to the premiere as well as an autographed copy of the script by the entire cast.
If you happen to be at the premiere, you better stand back, because once Robert Pattinson lays his eyes on Casey, the world will explode. Hundreds of unicorns will fly out of his magical forest hair and slide down her peroxide rainbow. It will be love. It will be magical. It will be hairy.
Since we’re sort of on the subject of gorgeous reverse mullets, here’s Casey’s hair twin, Kate Gosselin, at Target near her house the other day.