When Boy George strolled out of the butt sex factory that is prison yesterday, bitch didn’t have any eyebrows!!!! I was mad at his ass, because you should never walk out the door without your eyebrows on. Well, you also shouldn’t walk out with hair on your b-hole, but the eyebrow thing is more important!
Boy could’ve made eyebrows happen by wiping another inmate’s dirty sanchez above his eyes or something! Where there’s a will, there’s a way! Ask any cholita.
Thankfully, the minute Boy got home he took a purple Sharpie to that shit. Excuse his beauty! Boy is now ready to take on the world again. Hopefully, that doesn’t involve whoopin’ hookahs.