KFed Is Hongray For More Money

May 12, 2009 / Posted by:

When Oprah offered a free grilled chicken lunch for one day only, the site went down in a quick minute. All signs point to KFed, because he was probably refreshing and printing like crazy! Homeboy needs to get as much free chicken as he can since he’s basically running out of cash. How does Brit Brit expect a stoner like KFed to get in his 50,000 calories a day on only $40k a month?! Triflin’!

A source tells the National Enquirer (via MSNBC) that KFed gets $40k a month including $20k for the Cheetolings, but it’s still not enough for him. KFed is pouring BBQ sauce over that money and devouring it up! Both figuratively and literally! The source went on to say, “Kevin has blown through millions of dollars. When he and Britney divorced, Kevin continued the superstar lifestyle, and he spends all the money that he gets. Kevin can’t afford the rent, his help, the food and the booze it takes to keep up his home.

Daddy Spears better open up Brit’s wallet and pay up, because when KFed gets the hongaries in a serious way, there’s no telling what he’s going to do! One of the Cheetolings could accidentally spill hot sauce on his shirt and GULP. Gone within seconds.

Here’s KFed and his piece terrorizing the streets of Vancouver yesterday. “I want mo monies and pie!”

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