Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 12, 2009 / Posted by:

Karta, a 27-year-old 137-pound Orangutan who escaped from the Adelaide zoo in Australia – This clever ho right here caused the zoo to evacuate after she almost busted out of that bitch! Karta stabbed a stick into the wires surrounding her enclosure causing a short circuit which allowed her to go near a glass fence that kept her from the public. The MacGyver of monkeys then built a makeshift ladder using sticks, grass and plant roots. Just when Karta was just about to jump over the wall, zoo officials rang the alarm and homegirl realized what she was doing. She had a moment of clarity and realized her dream of running away to the big city to become a stripper wasn’t going to happen. Karta dropped back into her enclosure. The zoo remains closed until officials secure Karta’s enclosure. A zoo official said, ”She’s an ingenious animal.” That’s an understatement! Don’t worry, bitch’s day of sweet freedom will come. She’s probably building a helicopter out of rocks, banana peels and worms right now.

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