Debbie Gibson AND Lorenzo Lamas In A Movie Together? HEAVEN!

May 12, 2009 / Posted by:

Debbie Gibson finally found the crown jewel in her illustrious career! Debbie is the star of the direct-to-DVD masterpiece Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus!

This cinematic wonder is brought to you by the director of The Mary Kay Letourneau Story, Wild Things 2 and La Cucaracha, so you know it’s in fine hands. AND Lorenzo “I’ve Licked Shauna Sand’s Elegant Lucite Pearl” Lamas is also in it! Slap your taint, because this isn’t a dream. It’s real life!

And you know the shark has this. I mean, he eats the Golden Gate bridge and shit. I already can’t wait for the sequel: Mega Shark vs. Vadge’s Roidy-Cooze.


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