I proudly present Padma Lakshmi with the best dressed award at Saturday night’s White Castle Correspondent’s dinner. Or should I say, the breast undressed award. Padma saluted the President by practically baring her tittay knobs. That is definitely what this country needs more of: NIPPIES!
And I love that there were kids around to gaze at her skin pacifiers. But to quote Cassie: “NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE!” Well the truth is, that kid might not have seen a titty before. But he has now thanks to our bitch Padma!