The Fairytale Romance Of Our Time Is Over!

May 11, 2009 / Posted by:

The couple made in spray tanning grease heaven has quit the love! Katie Price and Peter Andre announced through their management that famewhoring, fake titty balls, Dep Gel and orange caca is not enough to keep them together and they are separating after almost 5 years of marriage. They issued this statement to The Sun:

“Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after four-and-a-half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media respect their families’ privacy at this difficult time.”

What about Princess Tiamamamaiamiamai? What about Junior? What about the future of ITV2 in the UK? More importantly, WHAT ABOUT HARVEY?! Who the hell is Harvey going to tell off now that Peter Andre isn’t around anymore. Harvey is going to scream “FUCK OFF” and Peter won’t be there to hear it. That makes my soul cry. Although, Harvey is probably laughing himself into a fart storm, because he’s in charge again. That’s the way it should be!

And these two famesluts asking for privacy is like me asking for a vagina in a CROC. It doesn’t make sense. Publicity stuntery!

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