Playpepaw

May 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Marty Ingles needs to stop! He’s running around telling Page Six that his 75-year-old wife, Shirley Jones, might bare her partridges and prunes in Playboy! Marty, who may or might not have the seniles, said, “She’s still drop-dead gorgeous, and at the age of 75, a natural beauty. I’m her husband, and I think it would be sensational. Mature women are relevant.

If Shirley decides to pose in Playboy, she’d be the oldest piece to ever get nekkid in the magazine.

Marty is not right for trying to whore Shirley out to Playboy! Shirley should be making oatmeal cookies for her grandkids, not spreading hers in a magazine! And she’ll always be more relevant than 99% of the young twats in Hollywood.

If anybody in that family should be getting all their panties off for a magazine, it should be Marty. You know you want to see his shriveled worm in all its glory. Come on get happy (without Viagra), Marty!

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