Over the weekend at David Foster’s concert in Las Vegas, 62-year-old Cher squeezed her vag into a version of her “Turn Back Time” ho outfit from 1992. Ole’ girl shimmed her crotch like a pre-op tranny working for his last layaway payment on a sex change surgery. I say, if dignity is not for you and you don’t have the inconties, go ahead and bust it.
With all those rhinestones on her body and face, she looks like she was on the receiving end of a Glamberace jizz shot. You know he cums sparklies.
And because my mind is permanently lying in the gutter, do you think Cher Seal-A-Meal-ed her vagina like she did her face?