Bat Out Of Hell!
Kelly Clarkson performed at KIIS-FM’s Wango Tango in Los Angeles this weekend looking like crusty Meat Loaf with extra bread crumbs. She’s even got a pinch of Cojo in the face. Maybe right before her performance she walked in on Gaycrest waxing his glitter hole and she never fully recovered from that sight. I don’t know. But I do know that Kelly needs to pour Adderall dust over those jeans and feed them to Paula Abdul STAT. Those jeans shouldn’t have made it out of 1997 alive.
And I’m mad at Kelly right now because that “My Life Would Suck Without Fooood” song has become a regular part of my nightly dreams. That’s not the first thing I want to be humming when I wake up in the morning. The first thing I want to be humming on is a…. Okay, I’ll stop.