Afternoon Crumbs

May 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Lenny Kravitz pops that ass! Is that a teddy bear holding a bouquet on one of his cheeks? (NSFWish) – Towleroad

Mensa nipples – Egotastic!

Jessica Simpson at Sea World (insert your Shamu jokes here) – Popsugar

Blair Waldorf’s burnt nalgas – Hollywood Tuna

INCESTERY: Madonna and Child to marry? – Hollywood Rag

Sigh. The most elegant couple in the world before all love was lost (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

HEree from The Really Broke Housewives of Atlanta + A famous crackhead = GOLD – FreddyO

Channing Tatum looking like a middle-aged former high school football star who hogs all the nachos on Super Bowl Sunday – Just Jared

Bruno fucks MySpace – Popoholic

Dear Vanessa Hudgens, you look stupid. Oh, but you can’t see that because your damn shaggy dog bangs are in the way! – Lainey Gossip

A My Little Pony movie without Pony Parker? WRONG! – Cityrag

And take a quick second from giving your daily afternoon handjob (I know you) to vote again for Dlisted’s award at Logo’s NewNowNext Awards:

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