Afternoon Crumbs
Lenny Kravitz pops that ass! Is that a teddy bear holding a bouquet on one of his cheeks? (NSFWish) – Towleroad
Mensa nipples – Egotastic!
Jessica Simpson at Sea World (insert your Shamu jokes here) – Popsugar
Blair Waldorf’s burnt nalgas – Hollywood Tuna
INCESTERY: Madonna and Child to marry? – Hollywood Rag
Sigh. The most elegant couple in the world before all love was lost (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
HEree from The Really Broke Housewives of Atlanta + A famous crackhead = GOLD – FreddyO
Channing Tatum looking like a middle-aged former high school football star who hogs all the nachos on Super Bowl Sunday – Just Jared
Bruno fucks MySpace – Popoholic
Dear Vanessa Hudgens, you look stupid. Oh, but you can’t see that because your damn shaggy dog bangs are in the way! – Lainey Gossip
A My Little Pony movie without Pony Parker? WRONG! – Cityrag
And take a quick second from giving your daily afternoon handjob (I know you) to vote again for Dlisted’s award at Logo’s NewNowNext Awards: