The White House Correspondents’ Dinner was last night in DC and it looked like they put the invite on Facebook, because hos who had no business being there showed up to clink flutes with the President. By the looks of who showed up, this looks more like the White Castle Correspondents’ Dinner. How did some of these trollops get in? I’m sure there were a lot of discarded caterer suits in the back hallway, because that’s how most of them snuck in. Flat Stanley is the only bitch who deserved a chair at this dinner!
Okay, okay, some of these hos belonged, but only like 99.999999%. See for yourself. In order: Flat Stanley (with date Ed Westwick), Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Mariska Hargitay, Trudie Styler, Sting, Jon Bon Jovi, Amy Polar Bear, Natasha Bedingfield, Ty Ty Baby, Eva Longwhoria, Ricky Schroeder, Tommy Girl, a middle-aged alien robot wearing one of Barbara Bush’s old ones, Kara DioSTFU, James Franco, Chace Crawford (who can’t believe he’s that close to boobies), Glenn Close, the baddest Monday-To-Friday-er in the room Samuel L. Jackson, Natalie Porkme, a tranny zombie wearing a blonde wig and STAINS’ twin brother. See what I mean?