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May 10, 2009 / Posted by:

MOTHER’S CIRCUS ANIMAL COOKIES!!!!! – In honor of Mother’s Day, I felt it was a perfect time to honor one of the world’s greatest treasures (AGREE WITH ME OR ELSE)! It’s been a long and horrific 7 months without them, but they are back in their original packaging!

It all started back in October of 2008, when Mother’s announced that the evil doer that is THE ECONOMY killed their spirit and their circus animals. THE ECONOMY is an animal killer. Peta, get on that! Anyway, the company shut down. Two months later, Kellogg’s bought Mother’s and all their recipes. The world was beautiful again…or was it?. Two months after that, Kellogg’s started selling Circus Animal Cookies under the Keebler label and the new packaging made my soul WEEP. Well, someone at Kellogg’s got butt fucked with some sense and replaced the new packaging with the original! It’s like Mother’s never evah left! So this Mother’s Day, celebrate their triumphant return by running down to Food 4 Less (or wherever you buy food shit) to pick up the new/old bag of Frosted Circus Animal Cookies. Then crush that sugary deliciousness down and do a few lines with your mommy. That is really the only way to spend Mommy’s Day.

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