Tobey Maguire and his wife thing, Jennifer Meyer, had one of those baby creatures yesterday in Los Angeles. Methinks they both fell asleep during labor, because even they aren’t susceptible to their own boredom. But thankfully, they woke up again and managed to push out their second BABY!!!!! Their spokeswhore told People that they had a baby boy. But of course, we don’t know the name yet.
Tobes and Jenny already have a 2-year-old daughter they call Ruby. Does this mean they are going to name their son Diamante? Or maybe Rhinestone? Or Dazzles? Yeah, I fucking wish. They are going to bring the bores with a name like Jacob, which is the number one baby name of 2008. AGAIN.
Jacob has held the top spot for boy names for ten years. Jacob is always keeping Michael down. The name Michael hasn’t been on top since ’98. Which is funny because that’s the last time this Michael was on top too if I ain’t being too subtle. Yes, I always have to go THERE!
Click here to see the top BABY NAMES!!! of ’08.