And you thought Miss California and Miss Teen South Carolina brought the dumbs? Well, this profound ho right here has trumped their asses! Giosue Cozzarelli, a contestant in Miss Panama 2009, gave the hottest answer ever when asked about her thoughts on a Confucius quote.
If I was her, I would’ve just shimmied my chichis and thrust my crotch to take the focus off my WTF answer.
Bitch still should have won for her accidental comedy skills alone.