Confucius Say…..Bitch Is Dumb!

May 9, 2009 / Posted by:

And you thought Miss California and Miss Teen South Carolina brought the dumbs? Well, this profound ho right here has trumped their asses! Giosue Cozzarelli, a contestant in Miss Panama 2009, gave the hottest answer ever when asked about her thoughts on a Confucius quote.

If I was her, I would’ve just shimmied my chichis and thrust my crotch to take the focus off my WTF answer.

Bitch still should have won for her accidental comedy skills alone.

VIA Jezebel

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