First of all, that is Paula Abdul with her mother. Her mother is absolutely stunningly gorgeous, right? The Grey Gardens teefs, the eyebrows that are reaching for Jesus and the face that only Dixie Carter’s plastic surgeon could love…… Totally beautiful! I see where Paula gets her crazy. Speaking of…
A few days ago, an interview Paula gave to Ladies Home Journal started making the rounds, because she told them that she was addicted to painkillers for a few years and even had to go into rehab for it. They quoted Paula and now she’s saying they made everything up! Paula issued this statement to E!:
“I want to make it perfectly clear to everyone that I have never been addicted to or abused drugs in my life. I have never been drunk. I have never entered a rehab or detox treatment center.
I spent time hiking, bicycling, doing yoga and enjoying the spa. As anyone who has visited the La Costa Resort knows, it is a luxury hotel, not a rehab facility.”
She was soaring through a cloud of Vicodin dust during that interview. That’s why she doesn’t remember.
Paula also needs to quit that “I’ve never been drunk” noise. Why is it so awful being called a pill-popping drunk?! Some of the history’s greatest people were junkies who were a slave to the bottle. Paula shouldn’t be ashamed. She should just pop a doll and let them embrace her. Because if she hasn’t been drunk or addicted to the good shit, then she’s basically saying that she’s 100% naturally IN-FUCKING-SANE. Oh, wait. Maybe she is telling the truth after all. Carry on!