Megan Fox Is A Genius

May 8, 2009 / Posted by:

I’ve always liked this Megan Fox trick, because she is a proud card carrying member of The Slut Club. But Megan should probably not do that thing called thinking, because that’s how quotes like the one she gave Elle Magazine are born. In the with Elle, Megan kind of dumped on ScarJo for trying to be all smart and shit.

Megan said, “I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson — who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do. And part of it is my own fault. I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.”

And then Megan toppled over, because she had a brain aneurysm from trying to process so many thoughts at once.

Seriously, learning SAT words? Megan, kitten, don’t hurt yourself now. If you try to think anymore, your purdy little head might combust and then there will be cobwebs everywhere. You don’t want that. We know you’re the Albert Einstein of whores, so just take it easy.

One more thing, I know you think that green smegma oozing out of your pores is “sexual confidence,” but it’s actually dumbassness. That’s also what happens when you think. Don’t do that!


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