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May 8, 2009 / Posted by:

Orbitz – In the mid-90s, there was a magical drink that beamed in from the future called Orbitz. It was a “non-carbonated fruit beverage” with tiny balls floating around in it. It tasted like sugary asparagus piss and the tiny balls looked like coagulated cum, but I really thought Orbitz was going to be the drink of the future. The drink we would all be downing while we were riding in spaceships and shit. I thought I was in The Jetsons when I was drinking one! Imagine that shit with vodka today? Sad. Of course, since this world has no taste or vision, Orbitz failed and closed after a couple of years. If that.

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