Daisy Is Tired

May 8, 2009 / Posted by:

I know you barely slept one wink last night, because you had the worries in a bad way after hearing that Daisy de la Whora might have overdosed. You can breathe easy (you better turn your head and breath, because you might catch something from this pic) now, because the skanky Muppet didn’t overdose! Daisy was just tired. Yes, tired. Tired of what exactly? Tired of being a low-down dirty slutwhoreskanktrickho? Taking your mouth from a dirty dick to a dirty bong to a dirty booze bottle all day isn’t tiring. I should know.

Daisy’s rep/dealer/pimp cleared up (wish I could say the same about those warts on her coozie) the rumors to E!,Daisy was taken to the ER early this morning suffering from delirium as a result of exhaustion. here was no overdose. She is fine this evening and resting comfortably.

Can you believe she played the “exhaustion” card? She doesn’t have the right. Chyna’s mutant peen-clit is more famous than Daisy!

Bitch is delirious because the collagen in her lips seeped into her brains.

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