Child Trolls Shouldn’t Talk About Things Like This

May 8, 2009 / Posted by:

Hayden Pantytroll is 19, but she still looks like she should be goo-goo ga-ga-ing in a stroller with a bottle in one hand and a blanky in the other. The last thing she should be doing is talking about grown-up stuff like sex. But that’s what she did the other night at a party.

Page Six says that Hayden was talking to a friend about David Duchovny’s constant thirst for ‘gina and she said, “Well, if I had to be addicted to something, it would be sex!

It makes my taco pop!

Why did I suddenly get the image of a teacup Pit Bull playing with a dildo? That’s not right. Ugh. If bitch needs to be addicted to something, it should be keeping her damn troll hole shut. Shoo shoo away and let the adults do the talking.

Image: Bauer Griffin

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